You Might Be A Mom......

I've been working on this for a while....I would love to hear some of your "momisms".....

• if your daily "uniform" consists primarily of sweats and slippers


• if you consider a good day one where you don't wind up with some sort of bodily fluid on you



• if you've ever had a shower and dried off, only to find the tops of your feet still wet.....and then realize you're leaking

• if you can find goldfish crackers in pretty much any room in your house

• if you can do virtually everything one-handed

• if you've ever gotten the reminder call about your dentist appointment and gotten excited about having an hour to sit quietly

• if you have ever scooped poop out of the bathtub

• if you have ever given yourself a high-five and a pat on the back.....just for getting out of the house

• if you have a froggie, ducky, bunny, doggie or kitty (or any other animal) hooded towel in your house

• if you consider a trip to the grocery store a good time and use it as a way to get some adult interaction and exercise

• if you spend two hours getting ready for a 30 minute outing

• if you have ever fought to get the plastic plug out of an electrical socket

• if you have ever gotten a hickey on your bicep because baby was that hungry

• if your laundry basket has ever gone from empty to full....in six hours

• if you've every caught yourself sucking on a soother

• you know what let-down is and wince just hearing the word

• if you've ever had to ditch an full grocery cart in the middle of the store to deal with some sort of a breakdown

Hats off to all you moms out there!