Tuesday, November 23, 2010

You Might Be A Mom......

I've been working on this for a while....I would love to hear some of your "momisms".....

  • if your daily "uniform" consists primarily of sweats and slippers

  • if you consider a good day one where you don't wind up with some sort of bodily fluid on you

  • if you've ever had a shower and dried off, only to find the tops of your feet still wet.....and then realize you're leaking

  • if you can find goldfish crackers in pretty much any room in your house

  • if you can do virtually everything one-handed

  • if you've ever gotten the reminder call about your dentist appointment and gotten excited about having an hour to sit quietly

  • if you have ever scooped poop out of the bathtub

  • if you have ever given yourself a high-five and a pat on the back.....just for getting out of the house

  • if you have a froggie, ducky, bunny, doggie or kitty (or any other animal) hooded towel in your house

  • if you consider a trip to the grocery store a good time and use it as a way to get some adult interaction and exercise

  • if you spend two hours getting ready for a 30 minute outing

  • if you have ever fought to get the plastic plug out of an electrical socket

  • if you have ever gotten a hickey on your bicep because baby was that hungry

  • if your laundry basket has ever gone from empty to full....in six hours

  • if you've every caught yourself sucking on a soother

  • you know what let-down is and wince just hearing the word

  • if you've ever had to ditch an full grocery cart in the middle of the store to deal with some sort of a breakdown

Hats off to all you moms out there!


Shawna said...

Cute! Love your list!

Crystal said...

yes we only made it half way through our new superwalmart today because somebody decided to have a meltdown because she didn't want to hold daddy's hand..oh miss little independents...got to love them!!

Nancy said...

Been there done that...and would do it over again...well if I was 30 years younger...you go girl...you are a awesome MOM...and I love you

Joanne said...

Thanks for the chuckle...yes, I remember well....